January 2012
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it’s only 8:30 on new years eve and i’m ready to go to bed
Jan 1st
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ballinlikestalin-deactivated201 asked: One time I was helping my hot neighbor mom lady move her tv to be repaired and it was really big and heavy and she told me stories about how tv repairmen would go to people's houses then like, the wife would just answer the door naked and try to fuck them and idk. The point is, why wasn't she naked when I was there dammit
Jan 1st
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ifpeterpanwasreal asked: Since the entire world seems to want to have sex with you... I would also inquire as to when our sexual interactions shall occur because I can make your bed rock, quite heartily if I do say so myself.
Jan 1st
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December 2011
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geodude replied to your post: geodude replied to your post: willfosho replied to… I DIDNT EVEN MAKE THAT WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE
Dec 31st
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geodude replied to your post: do people actually have sex with… how about I deliver you some pizza and we’ll find out
Dec 31st
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do people actually have sex with pizza delivery boys or mailmen or repairmen or any men
Dec 31st
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Listen“MOWHNEEK”
Dec 31st
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Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
Dec 31st
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tumblr is so gr8 tonight
Dec 31st
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zeldaappreciationblog asked: i love you for more than just second base though
Dec 31st
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zeldaappreciationblog asked: is this enough asks to get me to second base
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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xoxocommunismgurl replied to your post: i’m pretty sure i’m a better fuck than any anon or richard you could ever get. just saying. meow. YOU ALWAYS RESPOND TO ME WITH THAT SAME .GIF
Dec 31st
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xoxocommunismgurl asked: i'm pretty sure i'm a better fuck than any anon or richard you could ever get. just saying. meow.
Dec 31st
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captain-olimar replied to your post: hyliam replied to your post: i’m pretty sure i’m a… monique monique can i be your boyfriend well you’re not a boy but i’m willing to overlook this minor detail and accept you as my boyfriend
Dec 31st
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hyliam replied to your post: i’m pretty sure i’m a better fuck than any anon you could ever get. just saying. meow. ‘rickytheplatypus’?? PLATYPUS’ DO NOT MEOW, I CALL SHENANIGANS oh god you’re right he must not be real my boyfriend is not real help i need a new boyfriend
Dec 31st
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“Maybe if Ieave Monique enough messages she’ll let me get to second base lol”
– every anon Monique gets ever (via hyliancrest)
Dec 31st
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hyliancrest-deactivated20120305 asked: ill fuck ur pusy hAHAHA gettit cuz ur a cat i am funy nd charming xoxo luv anon
Dec 31st
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Anonymous asked: id fuck you so hard that you would come out of your ears
Dec 31st
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rickytheplatypus asked: i'm pretty sure i'm a better fuck than any anon you could ever get. just saying. meow.
Dec 31st
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