January 2012
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it’s only 8:30 on new years eve and i’m ready to go to bed
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ballinlikestalin-deactivated201 asked: One time I was helping my hot neighbor mom lady move her tv to be repaired and it was really big and heavy and she told me stories about how tv repairmen would go to people's houses then like, the wife would just answer the door naked and try to fuck them and idk. The point is, why wasn't she naked when I was there dammit
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ifpeterpanwasreal asked: Since the entire world seems to want to have sex with you... I would also inquire as to when our sexual interactions shall occur because I can make your bed rock, quite heartily if I do say so myself.
December 2011
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geodude replied to your post: geodude replied to your post: willfosho replied to…
I DIDNT EVEN MAKE THAT WHY DO YOU HAVE ALL THESE
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geodude replied to your post: do people actually have sex with…
how about I deliver you some pizza and we’ll find out
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do people actually have sex with pizza delivery boys
or mailmen
or repairmen
or any men
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Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e
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tumblr is so gr8 tonight
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zeldaappreciationblog asked: i love you for more than just second base though
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zeldaappreciationblog asked: is this enough asks to get me to second base
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xoxocommunismgurl replied to your post: i’m pretty sure i’m a better fuck than any anon or richard you could ever get. just saying. meow.
YOU ALWAYS RESPOND TO ME WITH THAT SAME .GIF
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xoxocommunismgurl asked: i'm pretty sure i'm a better fuck than any anon or richard you could ever get. just saying. meow.
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captain-olimar replied to your post: hyliam replied to your post: i’m pretty sure i’m a…
monique monique can i be your boyfriend
well you’re not a boy
but i’m willing to overlook this minor detail and accept you as my boyfriend
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hyliam replied to your post: i’m pretty sure i’m a better fuck than any anon you could ever get. just saying. meow.
‘rickytheplatypus’?? PLATYPUS’ DO NOT MEOW, I CALL SHENANIGANS
oh god you’re right
he must not be real
my boyfriend is not real
help i need a new boyfriend
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Maybe if Ieave Monique enough messages she’ll let me get to second base lol
– every anon Monique gets ever (via hyliancrest)
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hyliancrest-deactivated20120305 asked: ill fuck ur pusy hAHAHA gettit cuz ur a cat i am funy nd charming xoxo luv anon
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Anonymous asked: id fuck you so hard that you would come out of your ears
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rickytheplatypus asked: i'm pretty sure i'm a better fuck than any anon you could ever get. just saying. meow.
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